She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Yeah, we never had a vaccination, never had But they even kept, like,medicine I didnt know anything about medicine. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. 2021 Scraps from the Loft. You don't have a barrel or anything like that? But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. That was somebodys idea. I appreciate it. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. They are. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? [background song playing] -Thats well done! Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. There were fleas everywhere. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. Ellen Degeneres: (04:32) Can you do it without? -Thank you. The book is in the library. 05:07. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. And Im gonna do that with my finger for a while because, I dont wanna judge. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. Mazelel tov, graduates. OK. She has dry eye and thats okay. I did not graduate college. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. Thats Thats my Happy Birthday fist right there. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . But the fine dining. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. No, thank you. Im not sure. . I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . listening. And the haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate. Its usually a Prius, isnt it? With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. So there's that. I did not. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Alright, Ill remember that. If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. Hes got dandruff. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. They insist on memorizing your order. They dont know who he is. Ellen Degeneres: (00:53) We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. Nearly a decade later in 1994, DeGeneres was still very much in the closet when her sitcom Ellen went on air. You know. Now, its still on the wrong side because Ive just pulled around. That was a religion we were. Yeah. It was my senior year of high school. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I will, yeah. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. I dont wanna stop you. -Ill get the asparagus. There are going to be bad times in life, like whats happening right now. And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. If you put your money where your mouth is, you might end up swallowing a penny. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. Birds it turns out, love music. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. And you can seethey have rhythm. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. Maam. And anyway. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. And next? Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up That was a mistake, too. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . These are good if I have to do this. I dont know why they insist on doing it. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. And this side of the table? Its your hand. Lea Thompson. I dont No. May 26, 2022, 3:58 PM PDT. Shake it off.. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. The bar is set pretty low at this moment. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. I roll it real tight. Im gonna give you something for that. 0:00. Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. Yeah. But the job of graduation speaker is to give you some wisdom that I have acquired over the years, so thats what I am going to do. A famously awkward interview clip of actress Dakota Johnson calling out TV host Ellen Degeneres resurfaced on Wednesday as fans joke that Johnson caused the show's demise. We need smart people. Does it work? Happy birthday [crowd claps] My favorite expression is, best thing since sliced bread. Really, Is that the benchmark right there? Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. [crowd laughs] [claps] If I have to do that, thats good. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. I think youre doing a great job. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, DeGeneres said she had planned to end the show after season. Put that in perspective. See those leaders start to frown Andy Lassner: (06:21) I dont know. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway? Yeah, I cant, When Im in traffic, heres the thing. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Its just gotten out of hand. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. Ill wanna have a poncho on. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. One, two a day. Again! I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. Ive never been back there. Ellen Degeneres Commencement Speech Transcript 2020, Congressional Testimony & Hearing Transcripts. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. Yeah, but heres the thing. "Ellen DeGeneres" Scripts.com. Ellen Degeneres: (03:42) But Im not [crowd laughs] Oh, look how happy you are. I like my job. Still Oh, thank you. Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. -Thank you. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. tWitch: (08:24) You know what I mean? This is This is a true story. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. These cookies do not store any personal information. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . High school graduation was my favorite graduation ceremony. Heres a little bit of what I know. Yes. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up You have nice feet. Like: What was my choice? I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. Just draw the bath. So Im sitting in the tub and Im lookingout of the window at the rose garden and Tatiana was tending to the roses and I knocked. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English I just danced as a joke. Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. and it wasntmeant to be funny. Thank you very much. [crowd laughs] Ill bring some books, Ill read for sure. Sorry about that. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. Yeah. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. -Are you in any pain? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. And some signs are easier to spot than others. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) Not bad . And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. Its at the beginning, not so much, but now Yeah, it was tough in the beginning. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. It is." 06 of 10. You know that. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. I mean, its amazing. I have 15 on right now. Shouldnt be a problem. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. They just put the room in the air. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. 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